Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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