apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
This is classic penis vs brain.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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