so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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