Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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