I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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