8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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