I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i now understand why vodka
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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