Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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