You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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