i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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