...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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