Buhtt sex?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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