His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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