i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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