yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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