Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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