After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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