How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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