What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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