I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
