He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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