we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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