Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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