also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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