party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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