I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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