i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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