Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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