turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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