summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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