Bisexual people are plain selfish.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
