Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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