is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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