so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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