all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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