it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Come on in and take your pants off
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