hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Michael Bay diarrhea
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Alive.
So much puke
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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