Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
