Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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