How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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