i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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