Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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