oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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