Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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