If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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