Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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