Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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