Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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