If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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