I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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