You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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