he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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