question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
this boner is exhausting
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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