Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
