holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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